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Young Money Baby!
June 17, 2009, 7:12 am
Filed under: dc, humor, parenting

One day, when I have little rascals of my own, I can only hope that I won’t get caught up in the senseless competition among parents to throw the most ridiculous birthday party for their kid. This practice seems to be especially rampant in the DC metro area. What’s a parent to do?

Fortunately, once the bar has been raised this high… you might as well give up anyway and stick to sheet cake and pizza:

DC metro Craigslist Ad:

My son is turning 16 and really wanted Lil Wayne to perform for his birthday gala. Unfortunately his schedule will not permit him to make it. I need a Lil Wayne impersonator desperately.

Here is the kicker my son is blind so you do not need to look like the rapper just sound like him. I understand he grunts and mumbles a lot. I don’t care if you are 67 and Jewish if you can sing the songs you’re hired. Money is not an issue. Name your price. Interested individuals please let me know your rap experience, video of you performing as Lil Wayne would be better. If that is not feasible we can arrange for a live audition.

Serious inquiries only, this is very important to my family. Young Money Baby!

via DCist